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Sunday, June 7, 2009

E3 2009 Booth Babes Top 25

E3 2009 Booth Babes Top 25 Blog
Choke 6-6-09 http://www.gouki.com/e32009/boothbabes.html

Ah, booth babes. My favorite part of E3. Though I must admit I’ve become jaded as of late with the whole “taking pics with convention girls” deal which is a depressing topic if you give me some Jack Daniels and have a minute, they’re still a lot more fun to look at than the latest game I won’t be playing on the Xbox or PS3. So go on and enjoy the top 25 (and bottom 10) booth babe girls of E3 2009. Here are some random comments on some of the various babes:

G4TV: You gotta give it up to G4. I saw the contest on AOTS to be the booth babe for E3, and I had my doubts. I wasn’t completely sold on the pics they showed of the contestants, and I thought the fact that they were only bringing one of the group was absurd. Well lo and behold G4 brought an amazing lineup of all different types of girls (yes, I’m thinking ethnicity here) to satisfy anyone’s preference (did I mention all had short plaid skirts and heels on? If you’re reading this before seeing the pics you have problems. And if that didn’t convince you to go look now, you’re on the wrong page/site) Congrats G4. You win this year for best overall lineup.

Nyko: Loved the outfits and wigs personally. Redheads are weird for me, I think I like fake ones more than real ones most of the time, so Nyko apparently was catering their girls to my liking. One of the 4(?) is an absolute knockout (one of the girls in my #2 pic), and later we got a pic of her with her wig off and natural (hah!) blonde hair showing. Lovely.

Ubisoft: I know I said G4 won, but Ubisoft is also a winner here for having the best “natural” girls and “non-models” that for the purposes of this blog I’ll call “hosts.” Anyone who went to E3 in the past probably realized Nintendo used to own the hottest hosts award every year. Not sure what happened there. Nintendo’s girls for the most part this year were nasty and not worth of mention. Interesting to see what next year will bring. Will Nintendo strike back? Is Ubisoft the new king of this category? Time will tell.

Others: Thumbs up to Koei and Atlas for having very pretty Asians in shorts skirts (always a winner), with Atlas doing the cliché thing of having them in nurses outfits (no complaints here). Also always enjoy the sexy female agent and referee outfits. Win/win. Chris Gore, though potentially a no show (or unseen by us) still comes in at #25 and provides a great breaking point between the winners and….
Bottom 6: Some booths just don’t even try. “Hey guys, instead of putting time and effort in picking a booth babe that people will actually WANT to look at, let’s just grab any random girl off the street or janitorial staff and dress them up in a $5 costume, or better yet, since our game’s name is ‘DIRT’, we’ll just roll them around in some mud to make doubly sure no one will want to take a pic with them” Mega fail.